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women oh women!!

By Alfa on 13.08.2008 - 18:08
thats funny!! women oh women!!

lol yeah

By jes on 14.08.2008 - 16:08
thats pretty much right

Subject:

By Your name (nick): on 15.08.2008 - 06:08
i think its not funny... women are smart!! i cant even get the jokw and im a man.. this is offensive!!

Stupid

By YOZ on 15.08.2008 - 23:08
yes. i also a man, and i don't get this, i agree some of them are not very good drivers (some are), but this sounds like an insecure guy, oh shit, women will take over the world, and where do i go then, will they allow us to stay ?

jajjaj so funny

By winuser on 16.08.2008 - 05:08
yes, that's right..... womens cant use computers, cars, etc.. :d

I've seen things like that

By Ericko on 17.08.2008 - 00:08
i've seen things like that in real life...both men and women...it's just really funny

Would be funny..

By Skully on 17.08.2008 - 11:08
if it were real.... most obvious case of photoshop i've seen. the floppy looks almost perfectly balanced on it's edge, on her fore finger...impossible. but the dead give-away is the jaggies and sharps where they would not be in a real photo. although true enough in theory....my wife calls anything hooked up to a monitor a "modem".

Hearty Lols

By rick on 17.08.2008 - 20:08
quote skully. "my wife calls anything hooked up to a monitor a "modem"."

that's funnier then the picture.

women only pretend to be stupid so the really stupid, us men, don't feel so bad.

Yeah, Men are Wayyyy to Smart.

By BallsToTheWall on 17.08.2008 - 23:08
that's why the women always catch the men cheating. the percentages for men catching women cheating are much lower.
men... just stupid

The Answer....

By Khris on 18.08.2008 - 21:08
to those who don't get the joke here, look at the disk she's got in her hand, and then look at the machine she's trying to put it into. when was the last time you saw a 5 1/4" floppy drive on a laptop (one that wasn't 20 lbs)?

Ha Ha

By John on 19.08.2008 - 16:08
the woman's exists for fun.

Woman

By YOZ on 19.08.2008 - 17:08
women are not smarter or dumber, they usually have different interests that's all, i think that this life is beautiful because of these differences, i look at a girl and her interests are more about family and surroundings, that is closer to nature than men's interests imho surely

Correction

By Alex on 19.08.2008 - 18:08
to the guy saying it's photoshopped, right-click and choose view image. it's only jaggy because it has been slightly down-sized for this website.

also it's not balancing, it's leaning against her middle-finger which is bent around behind it.

i dont get it ...

By grunger on 19.08.2008 - 21:08
i dont get it..whats in her hands?

for those who dont quite get it

By Simon on 20.08.2008 - 07:08
i thought khris spelt it out, but that coment by grunger ...
for you real young people who never knew these - thats a 5.25" floppy disk in her hand. it possibly came out of the munted orange box in teh foreground.
the laptop looks pretty modern, it certainly doesn't have a 5.25" drive in it. shes looking a bit confused cause she cant figure out where to put the disk. if this is only just clicking with you now, you'd probably have the same hilarious dumb look on your face given the same situation.
and the photo/"woman.." title isn't offensive by itelf, it needs to be interpreted before it can be offensive. i dont think the facial expression of a guy equally confused would be as entertaining. reading teh comments here was just as funny as the pic!

Works with my first and old PC - 286

By B06D4N on 21.08.2008 - 16:08
read about "a double-density 5¼-inch disk" at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/floppy_disk

ah the good old days

By old on 21.08.2008 - 19:08
holly crap. if there are people on this page saying they don't know what she is holding in her hand, than damn, do i feel old!
my c64 had loads and loads of great games on those 5 1/4 'rs!

leftist wackos

By fedup on 22.08.2008 - 08:08
stop bringing your pc bullshit here. this is funny and based on fact.


thats funny

By omega on 24.08.2008 - 02:08
hey that reflects pretty good the truth of female human organism on earth^^

but dont forget:
god is a girl

god is gay

By fedup on 24.08.2008 - 07:08
and so was your entry

woman

By Snow Barrs on 26.08.2008 - 15:08
user is user

though not this much but ..

By Javad from Iran on 27.08.2008 - 15:08
in reality, they are wiser and won't waste their time behind the imaginary world of computers and will enjoy the real world, so no surprise they can't use it!

Wom4n

By Mazu on 28.08.2008 - 05:08
haha!!! this is a technological problem

just joke

By Dishwara on 28.08.2008 - 16:08
nice picture.
not only women even men look like this if they are born after win95 released


not so funny

By scarcy on 28.08.2008 - 21:08
she knows there is a relationship between a 5 1/4 floppy and a pc, come to kenya in rulal areas where some pple cant tell the difference btwn a monitor and a color tv, a pc keyboard and a type writter

just no joke

By istmo on 31.08.2008 - 07:08
it`s mary-jo foley

It is a Joke

By WesleyB on 31.08.2008 - 15:08
to everyone who is all offended about this remember it is just a joke.

reply for Mr. Skully

By Subhash on 01.09.2008 - 18:09
for kind information of mr. skully that is old type of floopy disk dim 5.25" cap is either 360kb/1.2mb and wt. approx 10gm its like 200gsm paper

interesting

By ShadeyLane on 02.09.2008 - 18:09
i guess the joke about this is that most women today *aren't* as "dumb" as they used to be. i guess the same goes for "girls don't play video games." that's really funny since 1, i'm a woman who's taken a computer apart and put it back together a few times, 2, i do play video games and very well. the modern woman is so much different. it's a good old joke i guess, but very old.

offending?

By uutf on 03.09.2008 - 16:09
would a picture of grandpa, trying to start a prius with a hand crank be offending to you too?
why is it always offending making fun of a women when making fun of a man is not?


hehe, this still happens

By zero on 04.09.2008 - 19:09
women still do that! a girl had a problem with her laptop i asked her to take a screenshot of the problem and send it to me. after she has sent it, she says to me minimise the window inside the screenshot (bitmap image) and you'll see the message. that was one hilarious moment at work.

Funny

By Looney on 11.09.2008 - 00:09
come on guys its only meant as a joke, relax, it made me smile :p

i dont think whoever posted this is insecure, if you cannot see the joke in something so simple and you are offended then maybe you are the insecure one.

Yeah, that's an argument

By Testware on 11.09.2008 - 21:09
joke killers. it's a funny pic. where the hell does morality and stuff come in? look at it, go ha ha! and then switch to something else. besides, that's not what i'd worry about with a woman - how well she can use a computer. there are other things that i like women for :d

hahah

By me on 12.09.2008 - 23:09
anyone who finds this offensive is just a pussy whore bitch (even if ur a man ur granted the title - just for being offended).

either that girl was dumb enough to try it or lame enough to pose for the pic.

either way its a crackup! bitches! they dont know shit!

hey gays stop all this crap

By syphilis on 15.09.2008 - 19:09
hey g(a)ys, stop wastin' all ur time on this crap..

nothin' so kewl abt it.. just a piece of bs...

Lol...

By Stkys on 18.09.2008 - 01:09
been a while but i'm pretty sure that if she even found the hole she's got it around backwards, wasn't it window first?

Modded?

By Huh? on 19.09.2008 - 06:09
oh man, i thought she was a geektress who had modded her laptop but just couldn't remember *why* she had modded it.

Whoa...

By te4er on 23.09.2008 - 02:09
i remembered that back in highschool! stupid things are too sensitive, easily error prone-

Thats Right

By WomenRights on 23.09.2008 - 07:09
what do you tell a women with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice.
how many women does it take to change a light bulb? doesn't matter what is she doing out of the kitchen.

Grammar, punctuation, spelling and the rules of English.

By Rudy on 24.09.2008 - 00:09
what amazes me is the number of respondents who have no knowledge of the subject (above)!



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